Have you ever had an unsuitable affair? The kind you knew would go wrong from the get-go, but you wanted it so badly that you were prepared to ignore your better judgement? Looks like you are about to do just that. Sure, it will be sexy, but it will be infuriating and hopeless too. You wanted to see what it would be like, and now you know.

By Bernard Fitzwalter; Illustration: Sajid Wajid Shaikh