There are a lot of things we blindly love our celebrities for: their style, their selfies and even their envy-inducing vacation Instagrams. Not sure we can blindly steal the names they choose for their kids though. When freshly-minted parents Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo announced the name of their baby girl – Dusty Rose – we weren’t quite sure if they were serious. (They are.) It got us thinking of all the unusual (and unfortunate!) names celebrities have given their kids.
Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo: Dusty Rose
Jenna Malone and Ethan DeLorenzo: Ode Mountain
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz: Jagger Snow and Bronx Mowgli
Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle Worthington: Rocket Zot
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: North West
Zooey Deschanel and Jacob Pechenik: Elsie Otter
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale: Apollo Bowie Flynn
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin: Apple Martin
Pharrell Williams: Rocket Ayer
Beyoncé and Jay Z: Blue Ivy
Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf: Pilot Inspektor
Nicolas Cage: Kal El
Michael Jackson: Blanket Jackson
Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Jarecki: Bear Blu