Keeping Up With the Kardashians superfan Jennifer Lawrence had the privilege of interviewing Kim Kardashian last night when she was guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!. And she did not ask tame questions — the actress asked pretty much everything we’ve ever wanted to ask KKW.
The resulting 18-minute conversation was packed with juicy stories. The entire thing is worth watching, but here are the absolute juiciest secrets that J.Law persuaded Kardashian to tell.
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1. The awkward story of how fangirl J.Law met Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Lawrence was thrilled Kardashian remembered it. As Kardashian tells it, “We were at a hotel in New York, and I don’t know where we were coming from but it was late…. I’m getting in the elevator with Kanye, and then the doors are about to close, and I hear Jennifer screaming, ‘I love your show’ so loud across the whole lobby.”
2. How, when, and why J.Law ended up naked in Kris Jenner’s closet. The mother! actress and Jenner had a very drunk dinner together (“I’ve never seen my mom more drunk in our lives.” “Take it easy, I was way more drunk than your mom.”)
As the two recount:
Lawrence: And I remember getting naked in your mom’s closet and ordering you to dress me. You dressed me fabulously. I looked amazing, as you can see in that video.
Kardashian: You said, “I’m not joking, I really want Kanye to style me.” And so I said “Okay,” and I come back in and you’re fully butt naked, and I was like, I’m going to intercom downstairs and tell him to not come upstairs. And we put on one of my mom’s dresses and you wore it throughout the whole dinner.
J.Law also shared footage of the night and Kardashian about lost it watching:
3. Kardashian is a bonafide, but retired, hacker. “I used to be the go-to spy that everyone would call and try to get info on their husbands or boyfriends,” she said. She also shared her go-to strategy from back in the day:
There is this service that I figured out that you can call someone’s number and make it look like it’s anyone else’s number calling them…. So how to get into the voicemail system is, if you call the number but make it look like it’s your own number calling, it tricks the system and gets right into the voicemail system. We’re screwed now — because there’s texting, no one leaves voicemails anymore, but I got some dirt back in the day.
4. Kardashian caught a past boyfriend cheating on her this way.
Kardashian: I got into the voicemail thing and it was on my birthday. I was at dinner with all of my best friends. Put it on speaker phone wondering where my boyfriend was. His voicemail, he was flying in to meet another girl on my birthday and lied to me that he was in a different city.
Lawrence’s expression when she heard this story:
Kardashian laughed when Lawrence made a Taylor Swift reference:
Lawrence: Oh my god, that’s like a Taylor Swift song.
5. Kardashian has never asked O.J. Simpson if he “did it.” “I just never really go there,” she said. “I have so much respect for his children, and I feel like my mom and Caitlyn both say a lot about it, and they’re really vocal. I just feel like, you know, his kids, it must be really hard, so I try to stay away from it.”
6. Kanye West wrote a never-heard song called “Awesome” about Kardashian and performed it at the Met Gala she went to during her first pregnancy. Lawrence thought that was pretty neat: “Wow, that kind of stuff never happens to me. That must be really, really nice.”
7. Kardashian will not talk about Blac Chyna, only because of Dream Kardashian.
8. Kardashian has one ex-boyfriend’s number on her phone: “Super friendly, he lives right across the street from Kourtney. We never really talk, but the nicest family. I went to his wedding.”
9. The weirdest thing Kanye West does is “fall asleep anywhere.”
10. Kardashian knows her contour brush looks like a dildo. She just didn’t think about that during the design process. Her and J.Law’s exchange about it was pretty hilarious:
Kardashian: You know, I guess when I was doing that, I never thought, all my things are flesh color, so I get it, but that’s not really the color—
Lawrence: It wasn’t really the flesh color that made me think it was a dildo…
Kardashian: I usually see darker colors, so that didn’t come to mind…until I was posting it on social media and I was like, “Oh sh*t, this looks like a dildo.”
11. J.Law could be a contender to be Kardashian’s fourth surrogate. She jokingly(?) asked why it wasn’t her this time around, and Kardashian jokingly replied, “I’ll know if I do it again.”
12. Kardashian lost her virginity before any of her other sisters — even Kourtney. “Probably me, but I was in a serious relationship,” she said.
13. The two have mixed opinions on Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting back together:
Kardashian: I think it’s so cute.
Lawrence: I don’t know what to think!
14. The Kardashian Christmas card is returning, and Kim Kardashian is hosting the shoot this year.
15. Kardashian agrees that Kris Humphreys is one of her craziest ex-boyfriends (but only one of them).
And that’s just the start of what the pals discussed during their late-night stint. Enjoy the rest below:
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From: ELLE UK