Arjun Kapoor is hilariously trolling all of Bollywood, and he's so on point


Arjun Kapoor is hilariously trolling all of Bollywood, and he’s so on point

Think you can outsmart Mr Kapoor? Hah

By Shweta Gandhi  August 30th, 2018

First it was Arjun Kapoor’s Namaste England co-star, Parineeti Chopra. Then it was Katrina Kaif. Soon, Alia Bhatt became the victim. And now, it’s his own cousin, Sonam Kapoor. Arjun is on a roll to troll, and there’s no stopping him. That’s right, even his own sister Anshula can’t contain his banter.

Just yesterday, Rhea Kapoor shared a post on Instagram of Sonam wearing an oversized blazer. And Arjun’s cheeky reply was exactly what you didn’t expect:

A post shared by Rhea Kapoor (@rheakapoor) on Aug 29, 2018 at 9:51am PDT

 

LOL, Arjun.

Remember his brazen response to Katrina’s hot AF picture?

Powder and earth

A post shared by Katrina Kaif (@katrinakaif) on Jul 3, 2018 at 11:16pm PDT

Katrina KAif comments2

Ouch.

Meanwhile, poor Alia, who shared a happy picture of her tying a rakhi to Karan Johar’s son, Yash, wasn’t spared from Arjun’s teases either.

A post shared by Alia (@aliaabhatt) on Aug 26, 2018 at 11:26pm PDT

Arjun Kapoor trolling Alia Bhatt

You tried, Alia, you tried. And so did Anshula.

But the force cannot be reckoned with.

Everyone needs to take lessons from Parineeti — the unfortunate target of Arjun’s jokes since forever — who has mastered how to navigate this troll tornado.

Lesson no. 1: Master the art of being witty.

Lesson no. 2: Be sly and subtle about getting your message across.

Notice how Parineeti is using non-verbal communication in her favour. “Talk to the hand, Arjun.”

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