While we were busy wolfing down our second slice of chocolate cake (chased with green tea, we’re not stupid), Kareena Kapoor Khan finished her fifth straight rep of single-armed planks, ate five bites of a kale salad and took her abs for another round of promotions for Veere Di Wedding. The kween of self-love wants you know it’s crop top season and any form of clothing that covers up your midriff is so March 2018.
Kareena is giving us gym face with a hint of “I made you look” and we already regret missing every single Pilates class since the day we signed up.
You know who did not make the same mistake? Disha Patani.
This is a photo of Disha Patani leaving a restaurant. Our preferred mealtime uniform involves elastic waistbands and long shirts that hide the fact that we’ve unbuttoned our jeans to keep from straight up exploding.
But Disha has chosen a crop top and Daisy Dukes for her dinner date with dimsums. That’s basically an adventure sport.
Always on top of the latest trends, Janhvi Kapoor pulled out her favourite crop top for movie night with the fam. And just like Donald Trump with Obama-era legislation, Janhvi’s lewk is rolling back every fashion rule we’ve come to accept as truth. Horizontal stripes are unflattering? #FakeNews. Jeans that cut right at the love handles? Not today, Satan.
Speaking of sinful, here’s a photo of Kangana Ranaut at Cannes going 100 in a 30 kph zone.
Slaying on the red carpet seems to be the only exercise Kangana gets, or needs. It explains why she’s able to plow through two portions of French fries and a cheese burger without a single extra carb attaching itself to her lithe frame.
Like so:
The reason it’s so hot is because Kangana has stolen all the shade in the world for that caption. Side eye to everybody posting workout photo after workout photo on Instagram.
Now if you’ll excuse us, that chocolate cake isn’t going to eat itself.
