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Enough sappiness. It’s time to have some fun with this International Day of Mush. And what can snuff out romance more effectively than a stiff upper lip and some solid single entendres (you’ll never look at another plate of bangers and mash the same again). Here’s just a sampling of the genius #BritishSexPositions trending on Twitter today.

British cuisine is the gift that keeps on giving.

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You’re going to need lube.

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 And then there are the national treasures. Everything that puts the starch in the knickers.

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