We may be divided by borders and waters, but nothing connects us all like one New Year’s resolution: Will get fit/join a gym in *fill in year* If you’re the kind of specimen who manages to honour your gym subscription after January 31, then good for you. You’re better than most humans, and deserve your own Unicorn. Now go do your planks in the corner.
For the rest of humanity, nothing embodies the enthusiasm with which we greet the new year, and our determined resolution to avoid unhealthy food, than this video:
Behold, us (on January 2nd 2017)
THIS IS SO ODDLY SATISFYING: Watch UFC badass Paige VanZant smash the sh*t out of a bunch of cakes. pic.twitter.com/Duv6dfexG3
— ELLE Magazine (US) (@ELLEmagazine) December 26, 2016
Fast forward to January 31 and we’ll be like…
That’s all.
