No idea what people are yammering about on your timeline? Sick of the youths and their fickle hashtags? Constant FOMO giving you gas? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Here are all the videos you need to watch to get fully caught up with current affairs in under 10 minutes.
Let’s start on an auspicious note. Here’s a first look at the new Rajinikanth film, Kabali, releasing late May and featuring ass-kicking, luxury automobiles and ominous laughter.
Also featuring Radhika Apte looking gorg.
Of course, the Thalaiva has the might of the Tamil film industry, a multi-crore budget and legions of fans to build anticipation for his upcoming projects. Kanan Gill has only his smarts—and well-timed explosions—to promote whatever the hell this is.
Speaking of low-budget, for those who lived through Baba Sehgal’s suicide-prevention video, here’s another glimpse of the abyss, courtesy his latest song. Yes, that’s the abyss calling you fat.
Mind na karna baby tere cheeks hain thode chubby-chubby
Aa training tujhko de doo, tu gym mein aaja abhi-abhi
Everybody had on their silly hats last week. Barack Obama released this video about what he’s going to do with all his free time once his term ends in January 2017. We’re going to go ahead and consider this his audition tape for Veep.
