Put that chip down. Your diet starts today. Because today is when we found out that Hrithik Roshan, Tiger Shroff and Vaani Kapoor will begin shooting for a film together and you need abs to watch it. It’s the rule. You must be this ripped to enjoy the ride:
And when we say ride, we do mean the trip that is Tiger Shroff’s abdominal region.
Film critic, Taran Adarsh was kind enough to provide fans with the deadline by which they can obtain peak fitness:
#BreakingNews: Yash Raj’s Hrithik Roshan – Tiger Shroff – Vaani Kapoor starrer [not titled yet] to release on Wednesday, 2 Oct 2019 [Gandhi Jayanti]… Directed by Siddharth Anand… Produced by Aditya Chopra… It will be a 5-day extended weekend.
— taran adarsh (@taran_adarsh) February 2, 2018
As well as some insight into the film:
More on Hrithik Roshan – Tiger Shroff – Vaani Kapoor starrer: Hrithik plays Tiger’s guru in this thriller… Filming to begin in Aug 2018… Shooting will conclude by Feb-end 2019.
— taran adarsh (@taran_adarsh) February 2, 2018
But that’s all we know about the film. Which means that YRF could now be producing high budget fitness videos. If this “movie” is basically one big fitness tutorial, we’re here for it. It already seems to have everything and when we say everything, we do mean all your major muscle groups.
Whatever Hrithik Roshan is the guruji of, sign me up. Take my yearly membership fees, I’m now part of his religion. I have drunk the protein shake.
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They haven’t even begun shooting for the film and people are already saying that watching it can reduce your body fat percentage by upto 100%.
This could be some Star Wars-esque type saga, where Hrithik teaches Tiger how to lift weights with his mind. We would watch all six parts, one for each ab.
But not without Guruji’s blessings;
Rumour has it that YRF Studio’s is pulling out the big guns for this one:
Precisely.
This could also take a Jean-Claude Van Damme angle and have Tiger Shroff studying under the tutelage of Hrithik Roshan in a forest. Kicking bamboos to strengthen his shins and what not.
Hrithik will no doubt be ashamed of Tiger’s poor survival skills and increase the difficulty levels of his tasks before he decides that Shroff is ready to face his ultimate opponent. After a video montage which will look like this:
Tiger will finally be ready to earn his last set of abs, he will of course have to gain weight and lose the bottom two first. It is in this scene that the audience will discover a whole new muscle group visible solely on Tiger Shroff.
*’Let’s get physical’ plays in the gym*
Vaani Kapoor will no doubt be some sports bra-wearing vixen who has mastered the art of balance and not breaking a sweat during her third minute of planks.
No word yet on what critics plan on calling the film but #MondayMotivation seems to be the working title. The film will star three of Bollywood’s fittest along with all their abs. That’s 24, if you’re still counting.
Regardless of the plot, we’re certain this movie will have a sequel (is it called a rep?). Either way, we’ll have our low-sodium popcorn ready for when it releases.
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