Everyone has their share of dating nightmares but holy hell this one from Twitter user Lisette Pylant—who went on a date with a man who had booked six dates for the very same night—is the most absurd and exhausting we’ve heard in a while. WHO IS LIKE THIS? WHY WOULD YOU? HELP.
Mashable verified Pylant’s story, which begins with her on a date with a guy her bartender friend immediately warns her about.
Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it’s a bit hazy).
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
We meet up at a bar my friend works at. Said friend proceeds to text me telling me this guy sucks and I should run
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
After 45 minutes, another date of his shows up, as he’s double-booked himself à la a rom-com B-plot. This is when Pylant (genius) realizes that instead of a date, she could have a new friend.
I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what’s up
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
But then a third date shows up. And a fourth. And fifth and sixth. And slowly, Pylant lures them all to another bar where they hang out and immediately form a gang.
Then the third girl shows up – we’ll call her Riley. The guy leaves again and Riley, katie, and I team up and decide to JT Must Die this sit
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
JK ITS NOT OVER! The bartender just texted us to tell us homeboy is on another date so I sent my friend over to retrieve his 8pm date
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
We’re now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
Here’s the thing: This dude is totally allowed to date multiple people. I’d say he’s even allowed to book two dates, at different locations, in one night. What is not cool is inviting six women to the same bar in 45 minute overlapping increments. That is just rude human behaviour.
You guys girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
WE WENT BACK AND HE WAS WITH #6!
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
He finally realized he wasn’t winning and just walked out. #6 and her mom and aunt are now our new best friends
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
At one point, Pylant ran into the asshole in question leaving the bar with no dates, who said he was just setting up “pre-date conversations” because he is “efficient.” Um, no. Anyway, who are we casting for this movie? James Franco’s always up for a good, smarmy villain moment.
From: ELLE USA
