Parineeti Chopra and Arjun Kapoor's hilarious take on their rumoured marriage


Parineeti Chopra and Arjun Kapoor’s hilarious take on their rumoured marriage

The duo is too funny to handle

By Shweta Gandhi  September 4th, 2018

Parineeti Chopra and Arjun Kapoor go all the way back to 2012, when they made their Bollywood debut with Ishaqzaade. Six years and three movies in, the duo have become good friends — or at least, that’s what they claim. Their closeness and rapport is evident by the way they constantly keep pulling each other’s legs on social media. Their recent move of posing together on the cover of a bridal magazine, however, sparked a furore on the internet. Fans have begun speculating whether the two are considering marriage.

But instead of acting coy and letting the rumours settle, the mischievous Arjun took to Twitter to express his feelings:

Of course, the outspoken Parineeti wasn’t going to sit back and let Arjun gloat. Pat came the reply:

LOL. It’s like the two are playing tug of war. But before you decide on who’s winning, read Arjun’s reply to a fan who pleaded him to marry Parineeti’s manager, so that Sidharth Malhotra could make Parineeti his wife:

 Hmm… Could Arjun be leading us on to the right track?

Jabariya chatting @s1dofficial #JabariyaJodi

A post shared by Parineeti Chopra (@parineetichopra) on Aug 21, 2018 at 12:01am PDT

Parineeti wasn’t impressed though:

Tch tch. Not only has poor Parineeti been exposed to Arjun’s shameless trolling, but Sonam Kapoor, Alia Bhatt and his own sister Anshula Kapoor haven’t been spared either. Read here how he’s trolling Bollywood and he’s so on point.

A real-life marriage may or may not happen but Parineeti and Arjun will be seen as romantic leads in the upcoming movie, Namastey England. Guess their fans will have to make do with that for now.

These are the longest celebrity marriages: 

PIERCE BROSNAN AND KEELY SHAYE SMITH

Duration: 16 years 

Notes: Judging by the photos he posts of her, like, every other day, it's no surprise that his version of April 25 centers around Smith. "It was yesterday," he said. "I painted in my studio, then I went down and sat on the beach, read and did some drawing—and then I had lunch with Keely." Aww.

Twinkle Khanna and Akshay Kumar

Duration: 16 years

Notes: The lovestruck couple wants you to know that it’s okay to want to kill your partner, as long as you don’t succeed, of course. That, and take life with healthy dollops of humour: “Now I can officially call you my trophy husband,” tweeted a tongue-in-cheek Twinkle after her man picked up his first National Award earlier this year. 

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Duration: 17 years

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Duration: 20 years (hope you like china as an anniversary gift, SJP)

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WILL AND JADA PINKETT SMITH

Duration: 20 years

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Duration: 21 years

Notes: The moral of the story is if you've got a crush on someone, you must confess it because they might just have one back and you two will start a relationship even though you are costars on an Australian show called Correlli. True story.

Shah Rukh and Gauri Khan

Duration: 25 years

Notes: Half a century down the line, their love story is as much a part of Bollywood lore as some of the blockbusters he has starred in. Don’t let Shah Rukh’s witticisms fool you though; (“Whenever I fail as a father or a husband, a toy and a diamond always works”) he can just as easily get real; "I am very intense about my love for Gauri; she's a part of me."

TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON

Duration: 29 years

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