What does Priyanka Chopra fit into that ridiculously tiny Jacquemus purse? An investigation
Rihanna and Kim Kardashian are in on this conspiracy
A peanut? An organic almond? Ok, fine. A lipstick. And a credit card. But that’s where we draw the line. There’s nothing else that the Jacquemus Le Sac Chiquito mini bag can — or wants to — accommodate. That’s right, the bag’s super selective about what goes into it — as well as who gets to carry it. So far, we’ve only spotted the likes of Priyanka Chopra, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Rihanna making a (minimal?) statement with the bag. You clearly have to be somebody to carry the miniature bag that costs approximately Rs 37,325.
But what do these celebrities put into it? Probably nothing, right? Wrong. The bag may look deceptively small, but there’s enough space to be carrying a secret blueprint of an alternate universe you weren’t even aware existed.
For all you know, the bag’s magical and is placed under the Undetectable Extension Charm — the same one Hermione Granger used on her purple beaded bag in the Harry Potter series which allowed her to store EVERYTHING.
Just look at that amount of space. That’s more area per square feet than a one-bedroom house in Mumbai. And compared to the city’s property rates, this bag’s a steal. Who needs a home, anyway? Hobo chic is so hot right now. As long as His Royal Highness Jacquemus Le Sac Chiquito mini bag accepts us, that is…
Did we mention how inclusive the mini bag is? It doesn’t believe in gender, caste or race. That’s the designer, Simon Porte Jacquemus, carrying the bag himself:
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4 celebrities spotted with their Jacquemus mini bags:
The Jacquemus Le Sac Chiquita mini bag is the only accessory Kim K needs. Or is it the other way round?
Picture courtesy: @kimkardashian/Instagram
Nope, no one would lend their Jacquemus mini bag. Twice.
Picture courtesy: @ilovekimdaily/Instagram
You can never be extra with the Jacquemus mini bag. Never.
Picture courtesy: @badgirlriri/Instagram
Do you think Kim lent her precious Jacquemus bag to Kendall?
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World domination requires the right bag, obviously.
Picture courtesy: @priyankachopra/Instagram.