“And let’s not forget what tonight is really about celebrating hilarious women and letting the Internet weigh in on who looks the worst.” – Amy Schumer
“Amy Schumer is funny, you know, for a person.” – Andy Samburg
“What an exciting 24 hours for women.” – Amy Poehler
“The hardest part of writing is trying to be funny in the presence of the male gaze … g-a-z-e … not gays.” – Jill Soloway
“Maybe it’s time a woman was won this category, you know a woman has never even been nominated for lead actor?” – Jimmy Kimmel
“The wage gap between men and women hired for major roles in Hollywood is still an issue…Wait. I misread that. The age gap between men and women hired for major roles in Hollywood is still an issue…I misread that again. It’s both.” – Andy Samburg