With MJ dance moves and spandex costumes, this month’s leading men will find a way to sweep you off your musty theatre seat. And if artificial intelligence – which looks and sounds exactly like Johnny Depp – makes you drool into your popcorn, we’re not judging.
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Varun Dhawan’s pelvic-thrusting, nipple-twitching protagonist in Main Tera Hero is perfect if you crave high-octane love, and want to be wooed to within an inch of your life.