Quick observations from the Thor: Ragnarok trailer that’s currently burning up the internet — Thor is down on his luck, Jeff Goldblum is a vision in blue eyeliner and Cate Blanchett is the queen we all deserve. Too many synapse leaps for you? Allow us to break it down.
Everything we know so far about Thor: Ragnarok
- Thor’s hammer has just been brutally destroyed by an stone cold fox named Hela. This ultra-villain is a fan of morning-after mascara and leather jumpsuits but pretty boy demi-gods? Not so much. Cate Blanchett’s Hela smirk had our blood run cold, so we’re obviously worshipping at whatever bone-strewn altar she prefers.
- There’s a gladiator battle scene between Thor and The Hulk. No points for guessing how that ends.
- Slo-Mo Loki is as fine as ever. Thank you, heathen gods, for making Tom Hiddleston. That’s all.
Watch the Thor: Ragnarok trailer
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