If you grew up in India, you’ve probably heard nostalgic stories about the days when fresh butter wasn’t store-bought but was churned right at home. Wooden churners, long sticks, and plenty of arm action, basically cardio disguised as dairy work. Honestly, it was the original “HIIT workout,” just with curd instead of kettlebells.
Now, that old-school kitchen memory has found a quirky rebrand in the world of sex positions: The Butter Churner. Don’t worry, no actual dairy is involved here. Unless, of course, someone forgot to put the groceries away before things heated up, but that’s a different kind of messy.
What Is The Butter Churner?
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Imagine a situation where one partner lies on their back, legs raised up and pulled over their head, kind of like prepping for a very awkward yoga asana. The other partner then kneels or squats and enters from above, with thrusting movements that mimic the act of churning butter. Hence the name. It’s intense. It’s sweaty. And it’s definitely not for the faint-hearted.
Who Should Try It?
This isn’t a beginner’s move. If you’re new to adventurous positions, maybe warm up with something more forgiving, like missionary with a leg raise, or cowgirl. The Butter Churner demands flexibility from one partner and thigh strength from the other. And above all, it requires a sense of humour, because your first attempt will look less sultry and more like a bad talent show. Honestly, the bloopers might be hotter than the real thing.
The angle of this position allows for deeper penetration, which can feel next-level for some couples. And even if you don’t nail it the first time, the laughter and silliness become part of the fun. It’s not exactly “quickie-friendly.” The bottom partner might feel like they’ve enrolled in advanced yoga without signing up, while the top one discovers muscles they didn’t know existed.
Tips to Make It Work
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The Butter Churner isn’t about brute force; it’s about pacing yourself. Start slow, find your rhythm, and don’t be afraid to use a cushion for support. If it gets too intense, gracefully transition into something simpler; no shame in bailing mid-churn. After all, sometimes the sexiest move is knowing when to quit before someone pulls a muscle. And even if it doesn’t become your go-to, it’s the kind of position that makes for an epic “remember that time we tried…” story.
Bedrooms don’t have to be stuck in predictable routines. Our culture literally gave the world the Kamasutra, so experimenting with a little butter-churning action is only fair. This position is bold, playful, and just absurd enough to keep things spicy.
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